February 2012
Watching Home Alone
Kevin: Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.
Jack: The worst part is he doesn't even get to take a bite!
Kevin: *gets up without eating*
Jack: EAT THE DAMN MACARONI AND CHEESE
my "friend": Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
me: Do you love your boyfriend?
my "friend": Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
me: So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
my "friend": That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.
Relationship Status →
funniest10k:
( ) Single
( ) In a relationship
( ) Married
( ) Engaged
( ) Divorced
(X) Waiting for a miracle
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When I go to bed after watching a scary movie
x3livelovelaugh:
As a child:
Today:
So accurate, lol.
thethamesstreetaffair:
Petition for Alex to bring back his facial hair.
Asking my followers to write in my ask box is like...
teacher: wikipedia is not a reliable site!!!!
me: ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮
Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on.
Drake: That's when you're the prettiest.
One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful.
Big Time Rush: I don't know why you always get so insecure.
Taylor Swift: You're beautiful, every little piece love.
Jonas Brothers: You're beautiful but you don't even try.
Kids at school: What is that omg back to the zoo
This is who I want to be...
ohemgeeitsrachelmarie:
“She is clothed with strength and dignity, and she laughs without fear of the future. When she speaks, her words are wise, and she gives instructions with kindness… ‘There are many virtuous women in the world, but you surpass them all!’ “
“Charm is deceptive and beauty does not last; but a woman who fears the Lord will be greatly praised.”
First 10, you know what to do :)
lifegoeson323:
No likes Must be following me
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