March 2012
February 2012
“Be here, be alive, and be the means to a worthwhile end.”
– Alex Gaskarth (via semi-charmedkindalifee)
“A wonderful fact to reflect upon, that every human creature is constituted to be...”
– Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities (via bookmania)
Watching Home Alone
Kevin: Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.
Jack: The worst part is he doesn't even get to take a bite!
Kevin: *gets up without eating*
Jack: EAT THE DAMN MACARONI AND CHEESE
my "friend": Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
me: Do you love your boyfriend?
my "friend": Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
me: So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
my "friend": That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.
Relationship Status →
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( ) Single
( ) In a relationship
( ) Married
( ) Engaged
( ) Divorced
(X) Waiting for a miracle
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